...the hospital doors flung open, Decline being rushed into the busy ER on a stretcher carried by two Turkish paramedics, gasping for air, twisting in agony:
"Quick! It's another kebab overdose!"
They hooked her on intravenous diet Coke immediately.
"Give her 20 mg of mash!" "Wait, she might be allergic to it!"
" Try to neutralise the kebab with 100 mg of lager instead! "
" we're losing her, hurry!"
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another kebab victim... sigh, sigh...
2 comments:
how could you write this if you were dead?
bored of this one now.
is it possible you don't have a single comment on the Tuscan extravaganza?
c'mon, decline. you know you can do it...
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